Innermost Taughts

"This is not my beautiful stapler!"

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 15:41:39 -0400

“This is not my beautiful stapler!”

How's that for just desserts

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 02:13:16 -0400

The first time I actually go looking for love with a girl and all I end up with is sex.

"Pangs of unrequittal"

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 02:34:03 -0400

“Pangs of unrequittal”

When the world is running down…

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 01:58:57 -0400

When the world is running down…

"Not to put too fine a point on it Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet Build a little..."

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 14:01:39 -0400

“Not to put too fine a point on it Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet Build a little birdhouse in your soul”

"Who’s afraid of a tranny bar?"

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 03:43:37 -0400

“Who’s afraid of a tranny bar?”

He’s been building up a castle in LA…

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 02:13:36 -0400

He’s been building up a castle in LA…

Hasn’t done a bloody thing all day. Now why does it smell like a perfume bottle exploded in...

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 01:35:23 -0400

Hasn’t done a bloody thing all day. Now why does it smell like a perfume bottle exploded in here?

"Woe betide the next BBQ that hosts me!"

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 02:56:36 -0400

“Woe betide the next BBQ that hosts me!”

I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not...

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 22:22:13 -0400

I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke

"Remember this: we accuse others for what we are incapable of ourselves"

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 22:20:16 -0400

“Remember this: we accuse others for what we are incapable of ourselves”

"Screenplay? No. I’m interested in writing the Great American Ass-play."

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 01:52:41 -0400

“Screenplay? No. I’m interested in writing the Great American Ass-play.”

"Disgustigly average and looking for attention"

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 01:51:20 -0400

“Disgustigly average and looking for attention”

"Late-night burgers and christ BOOYAH!"

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 01:38:03 -0400

“Late-night burgers and christ BOOYAH!”

"Well suck my cock and call me Cody"

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 00:44:56 -0400

“Well suck my cock and call me Cody”

Twitterverse: what is the big deal about Ulysses, I ask you? Is there any transcendant value to it?...

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 00:44:12 -0400

Twitterverse: what is the big deal about Ulysses, I ask you? Is there any transcendant value to it? Any lesson to be culled from the experience? No.

And that’s why I won’t read Infinite Jest

"I’m sorry, I can’t do this any more… I’m still in love with a cheese pizza"

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 00:21:00 -0400

“I’m sorry, I can’t do this any more… I’m still in love with a cheese pizza”

"L’Enfer, c’est les autres"

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 00:18:55 -0400

“L’Enfer, c’est les autres”

This, today, feels like an accomplishment.

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 15:09:09 -0400

This, today, feels like an accomplishment.

"De-friended, huh? Should I surmise you’re not that interested in talking to me?"

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 13:07:12 -0400

“De-friended, huh? Should I surmise you’re not that interested in talking to me?”