December 2011
4 posts
Years too late, he’d remember that it was the SUV’s excessive tinting that was responsible for the crash
Sometimes I feel in weights and think in volumes
Assign possibility to others, not use
May 2011
1 post
I was wrong to have confronted her on her inability to make eye contact.
I was wrong to raise my voice in retaliation.
I was wrong to have not made the scene a comedic one.
January 2011
2 posts
This is my art. And it is dangerous.
And four or five years slipped away…
December 2010
4 posts
Why you so stanky,
Miss Emmylou Sankey?
I’ve pondered on it quite a bit
And the reason I’ve found -
If you’ll let me expound -
Is you never gon’ clean up yo shit!
Can you make static electricity in the absence of modern materials?
Demure. Coquettish.
“So don’t
Let our youth go
To waste
C’mon
Say that
You wanna...”
– The Finches
October 2009
1 post
“This is not my beautiful stapler!”
September 2009
4 posts
How's that for just desserts
The first time I actually go looking for love with a girl and all I end up with is sex.
“Pangs of unrequittal”
When the world is running down…
“Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet...”
August 2009
17 posts
“Who’s afraid of a tranny bar?”
He’s been building up a castle in LA…
Hasn’t done a bloody thing all day. Now why does it smell like a perfume bottle exploded in here?
“Woe betide the next BBQ that hosts me!”
I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke I do not smoke
“Remember this: we accuse others for what we are incapable of ourselves”
“Screenplay? No. I’m interested in writing the Great American Ass-play.”
“Disgustigly average and looking for attention”
“Late-night burgers and christ BOOYAH!”
“Well suck my cock and call me Cody”
Twitterverse: what is the big deal about Ulysses, I ask you? Is there any transcendant value to it? Any lesson to be culled from the experience? No.
And that’s why I won’t read Infinite Jest
“I’m sorry, I can’t do this any more… I’m still in love...”
“L’Enfer, c’est les autres”
“De-friended, huh? Should I surmise you’re not that interested in talking...”
“Look, all I can offer is mind-blowing sex with no commitments. If that’s...”
– What I should have texted
“LA: city of dilletantes”
– What became painfully obvious when listening to a kickass Klezmer band in the company of a lethargic crowd.
July 2009
3 posts
“Time…
and Pepto Bismol
”
“I’m afraid the only words I have right now are with my computer. When your...”
“Youth is such fair folly for those few fortunate enough to partake of it”
September 2008
1 post
Ah, It Is To LOL
I just came to the realization that I quite enjoy “putting on airs”. Geolocate this post Posted with LifeCast
August 2008
17 posts
I Left My Laundry In All 3 Machines Overnight
I won’t be doing THAT again. Geolocate this post Posted with LifeCast
It's Like CVS Is A Crazy-magnet Today
And I’m one of ‘em Posted with LifeCast
A Begrudging Conviction
A client just jokingly asked me if there’s ever been a computer problem I couldn’t solve, then - against my protestations that my actions never actually solve the original problem - forced me to accept that there hasn’t really ever been one. Geolocate this post Posted with LifeCast
It is to laugh...
“Aero” haircut: $25
New tubes and tires: $70
Alleycat entry fee: $5
Getting team lost and double-flatting on the way home: Priceless.
The Division of Labor
Last weekend, I discovered that a woman who had worked as web producer at Yahoo and as my manager on a large website, hadn’t even grasped the relationship between domains, web hosts, and content management systems.
It’s odd that one can go on being so uninquisitive, but - as I’ve convinced myself - it’s necessary.
“Rule Four: Conformity is the Norm
You become your environment. Uniqueness and...”
– http://www.lifehack.org/articles/communication/four-rules-to-understand-what-makes-people-tick.html
The second paragraph made me smile.
Something I am learning: The Qualified Yes →
I Just Caught Myself Rinsing Out A PowerBar...
Yup, the roaches are back Posted with LifeCast
Another Way They Screw You With The iPhone
Remember how nights and weekeds started at 7pm? Not with the iPhone! That’s right, you better not try talking to anyone until 9. Unless you’d like to pay a nominal monthly fee, that is. The new AT&T. Screwing you, like never before. Posted with LifeCast
What A Cool Building I Live In
Srsly. The fact was only cemented by the earthquake. After the rumbling subsided, I poked my head out into the hallway to find I wasn’t the only nervous little groundhog. The security guard/dj across the hall, the aging hard rocker down the hall who blasts his music at all hours, the personal coach who props her door her open with the “7 habits of highly effective people”, even...
Road Rage: The Saga Continues
So I finally got in contact with a West LA detective who not only gave me the name of the defendant but also got an update from the city attorney for me. Seems that Michael Graham never showed up for his arraignment and now there’s a warrant out for his arrest. Even still, the state victim’s assistance program will be reimbursing my medical bills and lost work as soon as I submit my...